What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 29.06.2025 02:57

Goldfinger
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
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Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Dr No
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
A View to a Kill
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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Live and Let Die
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-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
-All the bad guys are black.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?